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Jack turns around to see a boatload of travelling bards, all of them armed to the teeth.
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Cap'n Jack says the one word that springs to mind, "Parley?"
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The bards are from a foreign land where "parley" is a synonym for "yes, please kill me."
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#4
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As the bards jump over to Sparrow's dinghy, Jack does the one thing that he thinks can save him!
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#5
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He gives the nearest bard a big fat hug.
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#6
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The bard looks at Jack and says something unintelligible, but roughly translates to, "Who in the world is this man?"
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#7
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Jack Sparrow then dismissed himself to get some rum.
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The bards, seeing Sparrow rummage through the rum supply, begin to formulate plans to do away with him.
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#9
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They decided to steal his rum.
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#10
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Sparrow immediately draws his cutlass, and jumps into battle against the bards.
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The bards having an advantage knock out Jack and stole his rum.
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#12
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But the bards soon realize that they stole their own rum, so they have to give the rum to Jack before they can steal it.
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#13
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With this ultimately confusing logic behind them, the bards begin to sing a ditty.
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#14
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Then one of the bard falls into kraken infested waters ....
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The bards begin running around in circles, screaming and going crazy.
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