Corrupt a wish

[Sven Osymthe]

Granted, but that is what we get in place of a new story.

I wish that I wasn't tired.

[Ropeburn]

granted. ( what? )

i wish for what?

[James Bladefury]

Granted, but what becomes deleted from speech forever.

I wish for an update on pirates right now.

[Captain Del]

Granted, but for some reason Pirates deletes itself from your computer and you can never access it again.

I wish for an endless bottle of rum.

[muffin pirate]

Granted, but it has a hole in it.

I wish that every guild had a mascot.....

[angel 4ever]

granted but now the mascots r running ever where and r supper annoying

i wish for snack

[The Skirata Clan]

Granted. But you get a dog snack.

I wish the marceline guild was disbanded.

[Tom SwordRage]

Granted but when they disbanded all guilds were deleated

I wish for a Million Dollars

[Deadpool]

Granted, but I cheat you out of it

I wish.... for a doughnut filled with ketchup, nacho cheese, milk, and 5 star chili!

[Crestshot]

Granted, but you drop it in the river.

I wish they would fix the tonic glitch where you die and have full health.

[The Skirata Clan]

Granted. But now you die with half health.

I wish POTCO had usable houses.

[David Stormrage]

Granted. But they all look exactly the same, they're very small and you cannot purchase or in any way obtain furniture of any kind, also you have trouble figuring out which is yours.

I wish that my comb didn't have one of it's teeth missing.

[Machazzard]

Granted, it now has ALL of it's teeth missing.

I wish for a batch of home made cookies.

[The Skirata Clan]

Granted. They are vegan cookies.

I wish I could play more that 30 min.

[Crestshot]

Granted. You play for 30 and one second.

I wish for the Holliday to take the home run derby by storm.