Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Come on dude, you cant kill me. read my recent post....

[Sith kinght pirate]

then i cut off your head and keep it as a prize which can not get back on your head! forever!

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I then find the sword on some random enemy, and I sail away...

[James Badwalker]

I throw a boomerang at your ship and the sword lands on top of it. I then rip the sword in half and throw it into a volcano. The End

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I use my powers to drown you all, then I repair the lost sword using my powers, and then I eat it. Ahh... legendary flavored....

[Sith kinght pirate]

i cut off davys head and cast unreverable spells on it so u can have a head again!


i find the lost sword on a navy ferret sailing to kingshead

[Captain Jason]

i sink you on the way there and the lost sword goes with you. Then pressure is to great and it warps the sword into a golden coin. Which i retrieve and distract a gravedigger with so he'll give me the lost sword, new game!

[gzero45]

i sink ur ship and shoot mines in the watter now i have the lost sword
go ahead try and take it

[Sith kinght pirate]

i take the lost sword in 5 senonds and get into a navy fleet ship and bribe the people there to t arrest be and the pirates trying to sink ship

[Tiberius Fireskull]

unreverable

Unreverable? Sorry... I dont know what that means :P... the spirits who guard me from death bring me back to life and I warp to the navy fleet ship. There is black smoke curling from off my body, and my eyes are pitch black. Navy troops fire their guns at me, but I deflect them with my hand. Then I use my powers and blast everyone off the ship and into the water. I grab the lost sword, and then use a flaming skull and set fire to the ship. Then I fly away using my unearthly powers. I then leave the Caribbean, try to find me.

[Captain Jason]

um, i found you, most obvious spot ever, like it's hard to notice someone with black smoke coming from him... anyway, i turn invisible and defeat the spirit, then steal the sword and put it in a super secret hiding spot where it can't be destroyed, MINE!!!!!!! Go ahead, try and get it back.

[James Badwalker]

I find Davy in a hot tub and take the sword. I then get in the hot tub with davy for a few minutes, but then leave.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Good times eh mate? I love hot tubs.... xD

I find you, then start to sing. You beg me to stop, and when I dont, you say "HERE TAKE THE LOST SWORD! JUST STOP SINGING!" Then I take the lost sword and laugh at you as you rub your ears, which will probably never hear again. Then I knock you out with a bottle of rum, bury you in the catacombs, and walk off.

[Captain Jason]

I block my ears with rum bottles and politely ask you for the sword. You are confused so I "borrow" the sword and leave.

[Captain Jason]

i win! finally i win!