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I get my light sloop and a crew mate and hes fires fury at your crewmates! Your to slow to turn! I take down your masts and defeat the remaining sailors we take you loot and sink the ship!
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i call forth Davy Jones and he brings my ship back up for a price and i sink u with his crew
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#3
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I pay a bigger price for Davy Jones to help fight your ship! This time using explosvies rounds!
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I pay an even bigger price for him to come back with a fleet of SOTLs firing rounds with unlimited reloads and quick reloads of 100 explosives, firebrands, fury, thunder, chainshot, grape shot, and round shot.
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i even pay him a bigger price for him to give me unlimited ammo ICOTS
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I build a submarine and shoot shots of underwater fury! I sink you quick!
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#7
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Titanic sunk the ship. So he is captain of a sunken ship. I buy a ship of the line
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yada yada yada i beat it with the BP
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#9
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Jack throws you off the ship and feeds you to the sharks, saying "MY SHIP!" I then bribe Cap'n Jack with rum, and he gives me his ship.
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#10
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I get Tia Dalma to make a potion meant for a ghost but gives it to you and turns you into a chicken! ICOTS
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i give u a potion that turns u into a fly and i use a fly swatter to smush u
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I drink growin' grog and boing you. Ouch.
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I slip you a bottle of Flatulent Fizz in your rum bottle, and the following outburst becomes enough for the crew to mutiny, and elect me as Captain.
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They figure that you are even worse, and you are fed to sharks. They come back to get me, and I am reelected captain.
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I get a bayonet giving a sharp pain making you run and hide.
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