What would you do if...

[combatlizzy]

Exchange me pork roast for fresh meat...this stuff is beginnin to go bad....YUCK!

WWYDI Jolly roger passed out presents instead of Santa?

[Rackat]

I'd pass. It'd probably be some silly curse or some such rot.

WWYDI Jack Sparrow was passing out gifts on Tortuga at Christmas?

[ukebec]

I'd happily accept a gift from him. (whew)

WWYDI we got ship customization for Christmas?

[combatlizzy]

Live in me quarters!

WWYDI your entrie crew turned into Jolly Roger's crew?

[Sven Osymthe]

I would tell them where your rum stash is so I would be safe.

WWYDI there wasn't any rum left after the party the Krewe threw?

[combatlizzy]

I hunt ya down like the sneaky scurvy dog ye be!

WWYDI the gypsy refused to sell ya tonics?

[ukebec]

I'd have to smack the gypsy around a bit till I got my tonic

WWYDI the Catacombs were suddenly populated with cute, furry little critters?

[combatlizzy]

Have to stop trying to level nades there...

WWYDI they took away your compass when you sailed?

[League]

Do as I did with it.

WWYDI your computer stopped working as you posted a reply to my question?

[Rackat]

I would log back

Dadgummit! I had to log back on to finish this message.

WWYDI Monday was eliminated from the week?

[ukebec]

Learn to loathe Tuesday.

WWYDI an elephant suddenly appeared in your front yard?

[Captain NightWolf]

Well I'd welcome him inside but would insist he put his trunk in the attic...

WWYDI the pot of gold at the end of the raindbow was actually a pot of chili?

[ukebec]

LOL! "...in the attic..."

I'd take some anti-acids and dig in.

WWYDI unicorns were introduced into POTCO?

[League]

Counter the unicorns with a man-charm.

WWYDI a cannonball burst through your house?

[combatlizzy]

Would just think ... Oh well the neighbors are argueing again....

WWYDI you went to your garage and you auto was now a War ship?