Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[James Badwalker]

I then put a nuke on the sword and it explodes! The End. ( Start another thread about this! )

[Captain Jason]

You blew up the fake, and while you two were confused on what just happened I ran off with the real sword.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I go back in time to before El Patron owned the Lost Sword, then I bribe him to give it to me, so he does. Now it is the Lost Sword of Davy Fireskull.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

Alright then, but of course, you realize that in going back in time, you actually split space-time into three parts. Only in one of them do you actually own the sword. I, on this plane of reality which remains fairly unchanged from the time you left, take the Lost Sword of El Patron (since you took what is now the 'Lost Sword of Davy Fireskull' before he died he never cursed it and therefore it is practically worthless anyway) and fly off to my 'home dimension', where my pirate was born from the abyssal nastiness so long ago. My other-world counterparts also do this, and we escape into the multiverse, each carrying a piece of the sword.
(P.S. You have to explain how you got back the sword parts, don't just say 'I got it back'.

If you want me to explain my logic, just ask. From now on in-game, unfortunately, we'll have to post what our two alternate-reality selves did with the swords.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I use my Sorceror powers and warp the sword fragments back to me. Then I forge them back together at the volcano of Padres Del Fuego, using voodoo and my blacksmith skills to put it back together. I inlay spells in the sword so that it will always return to me if it is taken, and it cannot be stolen from me no matter what. If anyone other than me touches it, they instantly warp into another realm of which there is no possible escape. Dont worry, you have rum in the other realm. The curses and spells are inlaid into the sword so that they cannot be undone, and they will forever be a part of the sword. So basically, the sword cannot be taken away from me, there is no possible way. Almost forgot, I curse it so that if anyone goes back in time to take the sword, it will not work. I put another curse on it so that it cannot be touched by time travelers.

You cant take the sword from me! I win!

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I can't take the sword, but I can use you... Using my overwhelming mind powers, I control you, making you disassemble the sword, remove the spells, and thereby causing the destruction of the 'other realm'. I then take it, and hop into my favorite yellow submarine, and off into the distance I go...

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Hehe, but you failed to realize that the spells cannot be undone. Therefore, when I try to disassemble it, it realizes I am being controlled by you, then it warps you to that other realm... then I lay spells (which cannot be undone) on myself so that my mind and/or body cant be controlled. Then I lay another spell on the sword so that it cannot be taken apart (cant be undone.) So basically your plan failed!

[James Badwalker]

I then cut my hand with the sword and it becomes the Lost Sword of James Badwalker. I then turn invisible and teleport to another galaxy.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I dont get it.... I still have the sword!

[Sith kinght pirate]

the sword blows up and i find antoher one on a gravedigger

[Captain Jason]

Ah ha! You have fogotten one thing though davy fireskull, since El Patron gives you the sword you basically take his place, and are killed. Therefore you aren't alive to have the sword in the first place. It is still the lost sword of davy fireskull, but now everyone knows that name for exactly what el patron was. Since you disappear, I get the sword before anyone else can and go underwater with a straw that nobody will find.

Originally Posted by KeeperOfTheCode

Alright then, but of course, you realize that in going back in time, you actually split space-time into three parts. Only in one of them do you actually own the sword. I, on this plane of reality which remains fairly unchanged from the time you left, take the Lost Sword of El Patron (since you took what is now the 'Lost Sword of Davy Fireskull' before he died he never cursed it and therefore it is practically worthless anyway) and fly off to my 'home dimension', where my pirate was born from the abyssal nastiness so long ago. My other-world counterparts also do this, and we escape into the multiverse, each carrying a piece of the sword.
(P.S. You have to explain how you got back the sword parts, don't just say 'I got it back'.

If you want me to explain my logic, just ask. From now on in-game, unfortunately, we'll have to post what our two alternate-reality selves did with the swords.

I'd like an explanation

[Tiberius Fireskull]

And I beat you up and take it from you. Then I lay all the curses and spells on it that I did before.

[Sith kinght pirate]

i kill u and find the the lost sword on an undead pirate this time

[Tiberius Fireskull]

The spirits that I have laid spells on in my life come to my body, and give me life again. Then I walk up to you, looking at you with pure black eyes. You scream, and then I run you through with my cutlass, taking the lost sword from you. You lie on the floor lifeless, and I curse your body and soul so that it will never have life again.

[Sith kinght pirate]

someone uses a time machine and kills u again before u kill me and now i mutiply the sord so i got 100000000000000 lost swords LOL