Corrupt A Wish 2

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but you are the Wicked Witch Of The West.

Edited because akamystic beat me to it...

Granted, AKA, they're the Queen Of Hearts' tarts... and she's in a chopping mood.

I wish for Delilah Darkside.

[richfireskull]

Granted but no idea who that is sooooo here have a cow


I wish for for AKA to be my servant

[akamystic]

Granted.... I rebel and toss you into a maelstrom.

I wish for the rain to stop.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, it stops for a millisecond, then starts up again.

I wish I didn't possess a cow.

[andyspins]

Granted, you are now dead and don't posses anything.

I wish for gauze.

[akamystic]

Granted.... You're all wrapped up.

I wish for a pumpkin milkshake.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted. But did you think it was poison-free? Hahahaha...

I wish that a pirate I disliked would step in front of my cannon when I tell them to...

[akamystic]

Granted.... But the cannon backfires.

I wish for no new updates on Test.

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, there are never any new updates so Test shuts down... then all the players in the game leave because there aren't any new updates, and POTCO shuts down with it.

I wish I could meet Applehead. (look her up in the Pirate Directory)

[akamystic]

Granted..... Except she runs you through with a Cutlass.....

I wish for more room in inventory.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Granted, but the POTCO staff realized you hacked in order to get more Inventory space, and off to the gallows with ye!


I wish that DP didnt wish for a pony.

[Chalupa]

granted, but now you wish for a pony

I wish the updates would come out today

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but they suck because they're supposed to be out far later in the year...

I wish for Stealth's new pony.

[Chalupa]

granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could has a cheezburger

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Granted, but my pony eats it.


I wish Dark Pixie wouldnt come back to life.