Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[Sarah Yellowwrecker]

Not Yet!

ALL you had a fake sword and i had the real one the whole game


I then knock everyone out cut off there heads bury them seperty and warp me and the sword to a secret place. I then blow up the pirates world.







I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE POSTS YAY

[Captain Jason]

Not just yet Sarah Yellowwrecker! I win because im closing this thread to start a new one, it has become old and forgotten. BTW i took the sword and I'm starting a new thread with it.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

My alternate self that lives in that other dimension that I have been in comes back to find the pirate world in ruins. My alternate self (just gonna say "me" from now on to make things easier) uses Sorcerer powers to repair it. I find you, and then get you drunk on rum. Then you spill the location of the sword. I give you to Davy Jones so you can join his crew forever, and there is no escape from Jones! I then find the lost sword (you gave me the location) and take it. Since you all know that I saved your lives by repairing the pirate world, you decide that I deserve the lost sword, and nobody wants or tries to take it from me.

[swordshot]

i throw a bomb at u blow u up, steals you rum and sword

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I reform because of the spells that I previously laid on my body, then I grab you using magic, bring you back to me, run you through with my sword, then take back the lost sword and my rum. Then I take your dying body, and tie it to a block of steel. I then throw it into the sea with you attached, and you drown.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I was in my favorite dimensional rift at the time, and decide to take a swim, maybe say hello to my old friend Davy Jones... I see the sword, take it, and once again go to my home dimension.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Originally Posted by KeeperOfTheCode

I was in my favorite dimensional rift at the time, and decide to take a swim, maybe say hello to my old friend Davy Jones... I see the sword, take it, and once again go to my home dimension.

But I have the lost sword... you never said you took it... I still have it!

[Nate Swordwalker]

I get the entire Marvel gang and demand you give me the sword. You are in denial that it is the real sword. So I look at it, and see the note from El Patron's mother to him - ' With love, Mama '. I pronounce you a liar and make the Thing beat you up and hand me the sword. I then give it to the invisible lady and have her move to an unknown location.

[CaptainMonkeys]

The unknown location becomes known, I go there, and make the invisible lady visible by PAINTING her!

(By the way, nobody can call restart on this game except me..)

[Nate Swordwalker]

The ' invisible lady ' you painted was actually a mannequin that was holding a foam sword. The invisible lady is in one of the other 782,940,193 unknown locations.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I use deductive reasoning to eliminate half those places (I really mean eliminate) and find her, plaster her in quick-dry concrete, and take the sword.

[Ropeburn]

I go up to you and just take it.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I burn you at the stake, and walk off with the sword.

[Nate Swordwalker]

I walk up to you, give you a legendary cursed blade that is made of foam, then walk off with a real legendary blade.

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I beat you over the head with the foam sword, and walk off with the real one.