Captain of the Ship

[Slasher]

I come back, using my El Patron and flying over as a ghost, I haunt you until you jump of the ship crazy. I stop my El Patron, and sail away.

ICOTS

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I tell my buddy El Patron that I found the bloke who stole his sword. He decided to teach said person a lesson. After he's finished, him and his ghosty friends take you (who is said person) to assimilate you into their crew. Of course, I get the ship.

I'm the captain of the ship.

[Captain Jason]

After taking over the ship, the above mentioned ghostly crew decides that they don't want some sort of living captain for their ship. They elect a new leader and throw you overboard. Once they are in full control, they realize that they have no use for a ship, since they're dead. Obviously, this gives me the perfect opportunity to take "your" ship.

ICOTS

[Captain Jorden]

Put you had no crew but me, and I was the only one in the ship . So I take the Force, BAM!!!

ICOTS, and a very deadly Captain!!!!!!!!

[Slasher]

I show some gold around, and I get out of the ghoul clan. Pretty scary stuff.. Anyways I come aboard, hit you up side of the head with the rum bottle I just drank, loot your rum, and drop you off at the next deserted island with a pistol and a pineapple. Happy vacation!

ICOTS

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I challenge you to a contest of wits for the title of captain. I have a poison that is odorless, tasteless, and colorless, and completely and always fatal. I have you close your eyes so that I can put the poison in one, but instead I decide to just shoot you and take the ship.

ICOTS

And if you can tell me where I am getting this reference from, then take the ship from me for all I care.

[Tia]

(I forgot that scene...)
I whack the gun from your hand before you shot, and take the helm.

ICOTS

[Captain Jorden]

I made a machine to take Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and ect.. live in the REAL world I told Mario that Bowser was in a suit the whole time. I told Mario to set off on an adventure to the sea. He wanted to bring Yoshi and Luigi. His good Freinds. Then went to the shipwright and threatened the worker to make a War brig.

They sailed. They saw your Puny Little Light sloop. You wanted to parley. But Mario wanted WAR!!!

They took the ship and wondered, why did I half to do this. In the end your puny little ship sunk and now we figured that we were at the wrong boat. So we teleported to your ship and knocked you out with a gun. Then Learned how to breathe under water. My crew is unstopable with Mario. Who dares to challenge my Mario crew.?

[Bluepengie]

ME. i dare to notice that you never said icots.

ICOTS

[Captain Jorden]

I thought i put Icots, but added more to it. -Threw you out of my Ship-

With my Mario Crew, ICOTS.

[Tia]

Is that so? You've got Mario in that crew of yours, huh?
Well guess who iiive goooot!
The one, THE ONLY, LINK!
Link knocks you all dead and helps me man and protect the ship.

What naowww ICOTS

[Dark_Pixie]

Link is killed in battle. While you're waiting for the game to reload, I steal the ship.

ICOTS.

[Nate Swordwalker]

Your crew overthrows you, and tosses you overboard into a shark filled sea. The sharks go NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

ICOTS

[Captain Hector]

The sharks then realize that they are still hungry, and charge upward through the hull and from the starboard side, eating the whole crew and you. ICOTS

[Slasher]

Hmm... Video game references.. Smooth... Anyways, as I see the sharks coming to eat the ship and the whole crew, I jump aboard, put meat around your neck, and throw you overboard.. Sleeping with the fishes? Might be.

ICOTS