Corrupt a wish

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Then maybe you should wish for one.

I wish that my printer would come alive and talk to me while I lecture it about life.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Granted, but it falls asleep during the lecture.

I wish for a house.

[SEAKING23]

Granted, but its upside down.

i wish for a cake bomb.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but it's already exploded.

I wish for an arcade hacking system.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Granted, but it hacks your computer and reveals intelligence to our enemies. (ie Jolly)

I wish for a dog.

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, but my pet tiger eats it.

I wish for a pet tiger. (for real)

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Granted, but it just ate you.

I wish for a legendary blunderbuss.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

Granted, but it requires legendary ammo that costs 1000 gold per shot.

I wish for an adorable kitty cat.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Granted, but that kitty cat has a gun and knows how to use it.

I want a rum1.

[Bluepengie]

Granted, but I drink it
I wish for unlimited inventory space

[richfireskull]

Granted but you can only use 1 spot...



I wish for NO inventory space

[Bluepengie]

Granted, but you cant use weapons



I wish for 100,000 gallons of Fine Altoona Rum!!! (I made that up )

[Mr. Awesome]

Granted, but Fine Altoona Rum is a mixture of Skeleton, Voodoo and Gunpowder rum.

I wish for a red beard.

[Bluepengie]

Granted, but its huge and u have to donate blood to make it red. (Give up all blood)

I wish for El Patron's lost sword

[richfireskull]

- POOF -


Wish is granted but you lost it.



I wish for a sword that has been lost once recovered twice and lost thrice more times !