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Me and My mario crew die on an island. Terible death. But in some way were still living, so we went to Bowser's Castle and got some Dry Bone attack lessons I bribed them with all the rum you can get for today.
The day after that we swim in the water and spotted a ship. It appeared to be yours. So I commanded Yoshi to hold the ship in his mouth(Amazingly) then spit the crew out. The Sharks ate you up. Us? well were already dead and don't meat. But then time traveled to the black hole and got sucked up into another earth in a different universe. But then the black hole closed. ICOTS, in universe 2, with my mario crew. |
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#62
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Mario realizes he doesn't belong with a pirate, and feeds you to Bowser Jr.
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#63
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Wait you didn't read my whole story. I had no taste so bowser spit me out. And then we went to playing Mario Ships! We raced and you placed a bet I would loose. And I won your ship.
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#64
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Well, I came out of nowhere and sunk your ship, then Davy Jones, my good friend, repairs your ship and I become captain.
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#65
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You guys must have forgotten about my 20 identical cousins, eh..? I come back with a whole group of pirates who are willing to assist me, and we sink you. Then I use all the extra ships to defend me all the time. My armada is the best.
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#66
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I send in a tactical nuke, it blows up your armada (except my new ship) and your crews dies of radiation poisoning.
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#67
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Jack the Monkey (who is currently mah little buddeh
) sneaks onto your ship while you dock it, steals your nukes, and brings them to me & I nuke your armada at sea ^_^ICOTS |
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#68
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I release weaponized polio on the ship.
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#69
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I hide in an iron lung and shoot you with my pistol as you walk by. ICOTS
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#70
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My crew attacks you and then resurrect me.
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#71
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I destroy your crew and hang you from the mast by your underwear before flinging you into the water. ICOTS
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#72
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I summon the kraken and come back to life.
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#73
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I summon Chuck Norris.
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#74
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I pwn Chuck Norris.
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#75
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Chuck Norris gets revenge.
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