Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[KeeperOfTheCode]

When I went insane, my demonic powers were depleted for a short while. I therefore returned to sanity, and using my powers once again, I levitate the boxes out of the lava, destroying them all, and once more returning to my dimension, this time keeping my sanity, and seal it off, at which point it sails off into unknown regions of the meta-verse...

[Tiberius Fireskull]

El Patron comes back to life and uses his magical powers to get his sword back.
El Patron: Gimme back me sword ye old landlubbers!!! Then he uses his magical powers which are so powerful that nothing can counteract them to send all of you into another realm where all that exists is a tiny island in the middle of an endless ocean, and as soon as you set foot in that water, a sea monster eats you. There is no possible way to escape this realm, and you are stuck there forever.

El Patron gives me his sword, and then goes back into his tomb. Then, because I'm just so generous, I warp a lost sword into your realm, so you can all fight over it there, and I can keep my lost sword in the real world.

[James Badwalker]

I take the sword, and throw a smoke bomb at my feet, and disappear! Wanna get it back? Then you gotta find me on pirates!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

You are blinded from your smoke bomb, and you blunder into me. I take the lost sword, warp you to the inescapable realm where everyone else is, and you can fight over the lost sword in that realm.

Now let me be! Its my lost sword!

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I find a tiny tiny little mistake... the water only *really* goes out for 10 feet, then falls off the edge of the world, which ends up in our world. I get 20 trees, and turn them upside down into the water. I then jump on the tree trunks all the way to our world. I then drink a Shrinkin' Grog, and then turn invisible. I grab the sword from you when you set it down, and toss it to the ground. I jump up and down on it until it smashes into 50 trillion pieces. I then go sailing, dumping a million pieces at a time at intervals around the edge of the world. I then sail back to Padres. I forge 999 identical swords that look exactly the same as the original, but ghost mode maroons you at a random point in the sky one million feet above the sea. If you move the slightest bit, you fall into the sea. Oh, and by the way, your teleport totems don't work that high up. You have to be less than 100 feet above the sea for them to work. I then put a curse on each of the identical swords, that once someone uses Ghost Mode, the sword self-destructs. I then place the swords in trees, rocks, bushes, the volcano on Padres, in Navy Forts, in barrels and crates on Kingshead, in flytraps, anywhere they'll fit.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I use my Magical Shadow Sorceror powers and recover all the broken pieces of the sword, which then forge themselves back together. Then I warp you back into your little realm, and fix that mistake, so now the water goes on forever. And I make it so that anything touching the water that wasnt there when I made that realm appears back on the island. so there is no way to escape.

Come on ppl in my magic realm! I gave you a sword to fight over! Fight over that sword, and let me have mine in the real world! xD

[Sith kinght pirate]

teleports both swords to me and i eat the swords and destory them forever in all dmetions

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I build a realm-ship out of wood from the island, and fly away to this realm. I then grab your real sword, go to Davy Jones' Locker, and give it to the crabs. I then fly back to Port Royal.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Too bad, there is no way to get things in and out of that realm without me doing it, so therefore you destroyed the sword in your realm, and a fake. I still have my lost sword.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I give up on the whole realm thing...

I politely ask the crabs to give me the lost sword, and they give it to me.

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I turn invisible and grab the sword from you. I then smash it into 90 trillion pieces and feed it to Dreadtooth

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I give dreadtooth a puke potion, so he barfs it up. Then I use spells to reassemble it. I then lay curses on the lost sword so that it cannot be warped away from me, and that it will always return to me if it is stolen. Then I disappear off the face of the earth, and you never find me or the lost sword again!

The End!

[Sith kinght pirate]

i remove the curse and blow up all lost sords even the ones going to come!!

[stpehen]

i drink a potion to look like davy and steal the sword.

i then remove all curses from it and turn it invisible. i drop the sword into the padres volcano and make the volcano dormant. the volcano cannot be accessed for 500 years!

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I take high-tech grenades and blow open the mountain. I then throw sand and dirt all over the place so I can find the sword. The dirt settles on the swords edge, I pick up the sword, I bury it in a chest in an undisclosed place, and place spells on the chest so anyone who digs it up will immediately become undead for the rest of their life. They will only be allowed to use crude weapons and wear crude clothing.