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[Mr. Awesome]

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BEWARE!!! The shear awesomeness of this story "might" be too much for some and "might" cause insanity: Born at the very bottom of the ocean the great son of Cthulhu Mr. Awesome washed up on outcast as a child. Raised by stumps Mr. A had to fight from day one for survival and grew up with no friends but a dog with keys that had happened to wash up on the island. Mr. A grew to love stumps until one day a group of three pirates landed on outcast and Mr. A woke up to find the buccaneers were attacking his family of stumps! He defended his family until he found out it was the stumps that had attacked the swashbucklers! Tormented by how corrupt and twisted the stumps were he swam into the ocean and he swam for 563 days until he hit Padres Del Fuego. There he tried to start a new life until he was arrested and put in jail by the East India Trading Company for being to awesome. Luckly a fellow awesome pirate was his jail mate and together they escaped! Ready to set sail once more with no idea what lies ahead the amazing Mr. Awesome has pledged to defend the innocent as a Midnite Avenger! He currently longs for the day when he learns to use his full awesomeness (Get unlimited access) and reach his full potential (Master everything) until then he is hyped to death for the new Haunted Mansion movie.