Put 100 Bottles of Rum on the wall before the Mods take them

[Jack Shipsteel]

54 bottles.

Hear ye! Hear ye! Starting January 10, a rum tax will be opposed! The rum tax shall be as such...

January- 1 barrel.
February- 2 barrels.
March- 3 barrels.
April- 3 barrels.
May- 4 barrels.
June- 5 barrels.
July- 5 barrels.
After July, all rum taxes shall be 5 barrels.

All rum taxes must be paid by the end of each month. If not paid, there will be serious consequences.

This is due subject to change if there are any emergencies.

[Crestshot]

54 bottles. Excellent!

Emergencies include the Mods arrival.

[Jack Shipsteel]

55 bottles. Indeed. Might need to edit to post emergency qualifcations...

[Crestshot]

56 bottles. Just continue the list. What other emergencies could there be?

[Jack Shipsteel]

57 bottles. Slight dipping into the treasury by rum masters... rum drought.... Thieves ( looks at Davy )... poisoning..... expiring..... rum shortage.... holiday parties.... and last, but certainly not least, accidental misplacement.

[Crestshot]

58 bottles. To be fair, we'll have to put more specifics on "accidental misplacement"

[Jack Shipsteel]

59 bottles. Putting it in your pocket, and forgetting where it is.... drinking some but forgetting you did so.... and accidentaly having it smashed in a bar fight.

[Captain Sharktooth]

60. Sounds good Jack.

[Crestshot]

61 bottles. I especially like the bar fight part.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

62 bottles. Crest, for Jack's safety and your own, I would advise you to advise him to not get near Billy or me's rum. You know what that rum is like. You would be better off bathing in radioactive waste than that stuff.... unless there is a difference...

[Crestshot]

63 bottles. The Monster and I have exchanged rum and meat so many times, I'm immune

[Tiberius Fireskull]

64. That being said, dear Jack isn't. If he dies, who would take his place as rum master?! Who would post on all our activity threads!? Lol kidding around.

[Crestshot]

65 bottles. There's still an original rum master.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

66 bottles of rum.

[Jack Shipsteel]

67 bottles. Don't worry, there's other ways to use that rum. Death Threats.... payback... crooked trading...

And Crest, are you hinting I'm.... Expendable?