I'm pirate lord of padres del feugo!!!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I'm glad you are enjoying your castle on Padres. You know what people loved to eat in castles? Meat! And you know who else loves meat? Aye, you know who loves meat. He's already eaten most of the supply of food in your castle. And I have an army of undead minions of mine surrounding the outside of your castle. Now you are trapped, with no food and no way out! You can only live if you surrender Padres Del Fuego to me! Ah hahahahahaha!!!!

I just had to do that.