Help!!!!!

[Admiral Johnny Seasteel]

I appreciate all the posts so far. As for the rest of ye, I do wonder what YOU would do if you were in ME shoes trying to figure this out. Having a sale today on lappys', so I hope to own one VERY soon...... (Don't worry.... to those I promised rum, ye will get the rum.... and you will need to pay me at least 100,000 gold pieces (pirate I know.... :P) because these were stolen barrels from.. you guessed it.... the Navy, EITC, AND also the infamous Jolly Roger.) At any rate, hope to be back, mercifully soon, bc... Captain Jack Sparrow, if ye annoy me one more time while I be writing this, I'm going to take this sword and ram it in yer....... eh.... oops :P lol not that I WOULD ram it in his belly. Just annoyed by his continued calls of being attacked... wait... attacked!?!?!? got to go mates have fun!!!

Where there's a will, there's a way.