Wish Corruption

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted, but it snows.

I wish for rum.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but it tastes like rotten cabbage.

I wish for an invincible stick.

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted, but your invincible stick has termites and disintegrates.

I wish for purple hair.

[andyspins]

Granted, your called purple head and you shave your head forever in shame.

I wish for a bagel.

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted, he bagel is hard as a rock and breaks your two front teeth.

I wish I didn't have to do potions in potco.

[andyspins]

Granted, instead you have to make hydrogenated corn syrup.

I wish for Civ V.

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted after you install it your computer catches on fire.

I wish for a sunny beach.

[andyspins]

Granted, your head is delivered there.

I wish for gold.

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted, it is sitting on top of a land mine.

I wish for a new unsinkable ship.

[akamystic]

Granted......however it has no sails or cannons.

I wish for a bagel

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but you forget about it and find it covered in mold a week later.

I wish for more wishes.

[ikkinrolyat]

Granted but you have no voice to request wishes.

I wish for my own island.

[andyspins]

Granted, .0000000001 square centimeters, enjoy!

I wish for milk.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but a cat with superpowers drinks it all before you can use it.

I wish for waffles.

[andyspins]

Granted, they are frozen eternally.

I wish for a pencil.