Wish Corruption

[samuel the awesome]

lol pixie

granted but you get hungry and you eat the perfect potato

i wish for a squirrel named hammy

[andyspins]

Granted, he finds a home in your ear. You try and try to get him out, but each time you do he only burrows deeper. Eventually he digs into your brain. THE END (Of Samuel The Awesome.)

I wish for a burger.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, it's under cooked and you die of food poisoning.

I wish for a rapier.

[andyspins]

Granted, I deliver it into your chest.

I wish for milk.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but it's long past the "best before" date and gets all lumpy and sour.

I wish for a strawberry milkshake.

[samuel the awesome]

granted but its lumpy and sour

i wish for the softest pillow in the world

[static156]

Granted but its my pillow


I wish for the warmest blanket in the world to go with my softest pillow...

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

Ok, but you are no longer good at PvP, mate.

I wishfor Minecraft to be free!

[Godzillan]

Granted, mojang runs out of money the next day and minecraft is canceled.

I wish for more bunny food.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for a cake.

[static156]

Granted but i eat it and your left with half a crumb.


I wish i could find the crumb i droped...

[samuel the awesome]

granted but i ate it

i wish for the coolest hat in the world

[LilySwordfencer1002]

Granted but its my hat.

I wish for nothing.

[static156]

Granted but your nothing turns into something...


I wish for infinite power

[samuel the awesome]

granted but its my power

i wish for something made of nothing