December 08 Wish List Contest

[Captain NightWolf]

*Serious Wolf Mode*

Wow is all I can say to what Lizzy wrote...well done dear...very nicely written...after reading that my first wish would be...

1) That everything Lizzy wished for came true for all of us...

To continue on, since so many have already wished and posted what so many of us are also hoping and wishing for...I'll give you a slightly different spin...

*Serious Wolf Mode Off - Silly Wolfie Mode On*

2) More Interaction and Movement from our NPCS - I mean seriously, isn't the spot where Carver is polishing the bar in the Faithful Bride a bit worn down to the original finish by now? Why isn't he using Pledge? Wouldn't it be cool if he walked over to the part of the bar where you were standing and asked what you wanted? Hasn't Scarlet checked her right hands nails long enough? Does she not have nails on her left hand? You get my point...

3) Monster Crustacean Boss - The crabs on the beaches are cool and all...and yes they range from small to giant...but wouldn't it be really cool if say they had an enormous boss leader, like a monster lobster like in Godzilla vs The Sea Monster...just think of the beach partee you and your friends would have if you took down that sucker...just remember to bring butter...lots n lots of it...

4) Jolly Roger Cabaret Show - Picture the scenario...you made it to Padres Del Fuego, the volcano island...you lost all your crew and your ship is badly damaged...the one you are seeking is on the far side of the island and the only way to get there is through the mountain...past Lava Gorge...into the dreaded Catacombs...you hear fighting all around you...frightful skeleton warriors are coming towards you...suddenly everything goes dark...then light appears...a spotlight no less on Jolly himself...breaking into a Chorus of 'All That Jazz' with some Raiders doing backup...wouldn't it be worth all the suffering to see such a show? Hearing such favorites as 'A Pirate's Life For Me' or Walk the Plank Jack and Never Look Back No More No More No More No More'...would be sweet...

5) A Submarine - Ye can have all your fancy ships...I be wanting one which the stuff of legends is born, The Nautilus...imagine a ship that appears to be a Sea Monster to other ships...making them mad with fear at the very sight of you...watch their ships explode into tiny splinters as you use "Bashing Speed", the next level up from Ramming...

*Disclaimer* - Although this be a kick butt ship with a Sea Monster look we are in no way responsible for any said coutship rituals by any other large creature such as the Kraken...

6) Pirate Camping Kit - Don't laugh, you know you all want one. Seriously, how many times out on the islands have you been stuck in the woods, it's getting late and you have no shelter but wish you could just put up a TENT! (that was for Bart) Well with this kit you can mateys! And if you're in an area with two stumps, you could hook them both with the easy to set up Stump Hammock...and if someone comes along and defeats one of your stumps you can go PvP on the bilge rat for ruining your well deserved slumber! Also comes with a full mess kit for that delicious gator stew, bat suprise, and my favorite...flytrap salad with grilled scorpion ala rum...

7) New Voodoo Staff Curses: Banana Cream Pie Burst and Herring Whirlwind Attack - What?!? I'm serious...think of the destruction you could inflict on your enemies with these two new curses...with Banana Cream Pie Burst, your enemy would be so covered in sticky goo that they wouuld be forced to take A SHOWER! How painful would that be to those scurvy dawgs? Good, glad to see you're with me on this...now for the other curse, the Herring Whirlwind Attack...this attack has two results...first the humiliation of being pelted by little fishies(LOL), but then you'd be followed and nipped at by every animal around...especially cats...muahahahaha!

8) A Jolly Roger Circus - Come see Bruno, the Rock Crab who's large claws can open pakages of Twinkies...Viktor the 3 Headed Stump...Scorpions jumping through hoops on fire...also come enjoy the rides such as the Dire Wasp Terror Train...and if you and the missus want to get away for a bit, leave the youngins with us at the newly renovated Flytrap Chomp-Er-Room...

9) Consumable Foods Complete with Reactions - Can you just imagine the fun we could have with actually being able to eat and drink in game? Food that gives you back health...food that you can spit out and then shoot the cook for such horrible stuff...and just think, if you're character while standing sways now imagine the effects that a few pints of rum will have...Yarrrrr!

Last but certainly not least...we've all wished for more islands or islands to call our own for our guilds, ourselves, a place to romp with our friends...well I'm no different but for me if I could wish for an island it would be...

*drum roll*

10) Pocket Pirate Island - Yes! A place where our little heroes would feel oh so tall! Homes, taverns, windows, doors, stools, and ships...all of it downsized for our Pocket Pirates...a place to laugh and sing and play all day...and the island would have fun places to visit instead of the treacherous places all the other islands have...stroll through Hide and Seek Forest...enjoy the Wade Pool at the Beach Resort(well it would have to be a wade pool wouldn't it?...anything over 3ft and the Pocket Pirates are under water)...would be a grand place to visit don't you think?




So uhmm yea...those be me wishes...