Parrotheads recruiting thread

[Tuefenhandel]

Hello, my name is Tuefenhandel and I'm a Parrothead. It started out as a general disregard for any organized activity. Then I found myself avoiding anything that could be considered as a contribution to society. Now, I can hardly motivate myself to pillage and plunder - unless there's booty, or the fiery cataclysmic ex-stacy of pirate on pirate shipborn criminality.

I've been avoiding social norms for 23 days now.........