Merry Christmas!

[Captain Del]

Merry Christmas me fellow guildmates, and to everyone!

Now, as some of you know, I sang a little song online yesterday as a present. Well today, I present to you the full version of my song.....

Christmas Crab (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
By Captain Del

Sailing through the seas,
With a gre-nade in my hand,
I have a nasty plan,
For the Crabs upon the land.

First I will kill one,
And then I'll move up to two,
And then I will hit Christmas Crab
In the head with a shoe.

Oh, Christmas Crab, Christmas Crab,
How much I dislike you,
Yet what really gets me angry is that
You dislike me too!

Oh, Christmas Crab, Christmas Crab,
You better run from me!
'Cause hen I catch up to you
You'll get flung into a tree!

Oh Mr. Crab,
Why must we fight?
Oh yeah I for-got what you did
Last year on Christmas night.

First you burnt my tree
and then you scared me friends
And then you let all my pigs
Out of their little pens!

Oh, Christmas Crab, Christmas Crab
Now I REALLY hate you
Yet now I realize also that you REALLY
Hate me too!

Oh Christmas Crab, Christmas Crab,
Because of you I lost a shoe!
Well guess what next year I'm coming
For your wife and your kids too!

Oh Christmas Crab, Christmas Crab,
I have one last thing to say,
and that one thing I have to say is
Merry Christmas Day!