Best Disney Pirate Quote Contest

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From POTC At World's End

Jack Sparrow: [walking Scarlett and Giselle to the Black Pearl] Granted, it tends to list to port, and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed.

Scarlett: [seeing a dinghy instead of the Pearl] Is that it? The Black Pearl. Not very big.

Jack Sparrow: Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?

Giselle: [sees a ship in distance] Is that it there?

Jack Sparrow: Yes, there it is! Why is it there?... It's much larger up close.