A Strange Turn of Events... Part 1

[League]

I suppose so, though I've long forgotten the rules. With me as the cause of practically every other post, I must be a big deal around here. Err, actually, no--the story is in reverse, with things explaining the post before them. It's like a constant stream of flashbacks, with each post centering around the poster as an explanation for the post of.

Imagine this: you wake up, and find your car totaled. You tell your son. Your son, who actually knows of how it got totalled, has a flashback. The son's flashback centers around him, and explains how the car got totalled. Now then:

It was a bad game of poker. League lost it all. The person who hustled all his valuables (he couldn't tell just who they were, or whether they were male or female, as they wore a dark cape and spoke with a voice rather like the Batman of The Dark Knight) was relentless. Having nothing left, League resolved to drink from a kind stranger's pint. Feeling cold and lonely, League threw what may have been wood (or what may have been an explosive--hard to tell in the state he was in) on the fire. Either way, he didn't know how the wood (or explosive) got there.