Pirates Mythology

[Davy Keelhawk]

Now, I have a dark dark past..... Almost so dark I'd regret puttin' this on paper, but, some force told me to. I used to be in the navy, aye the navy. I, somehow wasnt kicked out of the navy until i was an officer because i mutinied the ship, The Savage Griffin, yes this is how i got me ship. The mutiny was terible, sailed away with only me and the captains first mate that night. Then, I had somehow found a happy guild called Black Bart's Krewe. Twas fun and all but I missed mutiny in the air. Then, a fellow guild mate, goes by the name of Jack Swordfish said "I'm lookin' fer the Land O' Gold" I, of course went with him. When i got to him he was accompanied by a Juliana Fireheart. We all had a great night, exept for me, because i broke me leg that night. Then, the captain helped me mend the leg so I could run. But, that night, someone had slit jacks throat, and I was the one who did it. Ye see, I had to take out me mutinous likeness somehow. Before that night, I had threatend Juliana, and she ran and i pursued. Jack had threatand to leave me behind if I had mutinied again. He wasn't aware of me second muitiny......................... Well, I suppose I be gettin to far inter the present time. Maybe I'll wright again. Sometime.........................

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Aye, I did leave out a lot more of my worse past, because I was SURE it would get me kicked out of the krewe. But, that same force told me to write it, to confess, so I did. Here it is, dont kick me from the krewe. (squeak)

So, after pillaging about, I got into a deal with the EITC, aye them. I got 1000 gold for info. I decided I was going to join the EITC, and did. I even turned against me old guild master Johnny O'Morris, gm of the Undead Wars. But I was not booted from the guild.

Here's some about me child hood. I was a pirate at birth, born at sea, and when i was 11, I commited me first muitiny with me folks, we killed the crew and sailed away with the Fire-Sail Wrath, a war galleon. It was all smooth sailing, until the royal navy took me mom an dad away to the gallows, I then, swore I would avenge them.

Now, time has grown short, and I must shove off. So I will probably not wright again.

Davy Keelhawk

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I've raided alot of ships, but these were by far the HARDEST.

I had borded and EITC ship, sent some soliders to Davy Jones, and ran off to leave. However, I was halted by an old friend, Geari Tina Origin Forme, now EITC. I had tripped and he pinned me down. After a little "chat" about how i WAS on the right side, but left it, he put me under arrest. He said I could be left alive, on one condition, I join the EITC. I declined. Then, when we made port on Port Royal, I escaped, and waded onto shore.

This next one, was even harder to get away from. I was raiding again, I raided the comodores ship. During my raid, a meeting was going on, something about an emperor. I silently killed some crew men, and went off to escape. However, the only exit was directly through the meeting room. I went for it. They caught me, among them, was another old friend, Lord Davy Menace, but higher in rank than the other one. I was prepaired this time. I got out of the shackles and went off, on a paper airplane, a very, very, large paper airplane, powered by me breath. I couldn't get it ready fast enough, but i jumped anyway. I flew alongside Captain Walters ship. I had set course for Tortuga, and hoped for the best. Then, a bird hit my plane and I crashed. I swam to the nearest island, Driftwood Island, and met a marooned Hector Barbossa. He had found shelter in some ruins and warned me about sharks in the floor of one "room".

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Well mates, i tried EVERYTHING to get off that island. I tried a raft. I tried to make paper, but neither worked. Then, I had an idea, I'd get off this bloody island like Jack Sparrow. I lied on shore and drank rum. After about three days, a ship came straight to the island. I thought I would be saved. However, the ships colours were blaring EITC. Fear struck me. I hid in some trees, but they found me. For some reason, they had only sent one person after me. I gave up. I went down to find Lord Davy Menace. I stretched out my arms for shackles, but he did nothing. He motioned me to his ship, which i found crewless. Davy told me his story.

He said he wanted to be a bit more free, and muitinied. He killed the first mate, him being the captain, and told the crew if they wanted to live, they'd be a pirate. None obliged. He killed em' all and knew he needed a crew. He remembered that i had come to raid his ship and went in a line to tortuga from the spot i jumped ship. He found me here.

So, we sent off to tortuga with two barrels o'rum, broke the current colours, made Lord Davy's colours, and set course for Tortuga.

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this be straight from me blog, so it will have a bloggish sound to it.