Current News - Jan 07 2010

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I said to myself, "No Way! There is no way in the world that the Walt Disney Corporation isn't aware that Windows XP isn't a current operating system."

It was three years ago to the date of this announcement that Windows Vista was launched. January 7th, 2007. So long ago that Microsoft has revised it, fixed it and dumped it for the next iteration of Windows. Windows 7 is what PC's are shipped with now.

Why in the world is Disney still programming for Windows XP?!? And then offering me this antique technology as a gift? Will they release Call of the Kraken for Mac OS 9 later this month?

January 7, 2010

Dear Grandma...

Thank-you for the Christmas gift. It is the nicest 8-track player I have ever seen. I can't wait to go to 1975 and buy some 8-tracks. I hope I find Iron Butterfly.

Love,
Timmy

Can these people REALLY be this clueless?!? Or is it April 1st already?

Coming Soon!
A gift for the loyalest of the loyal!

Call Of The Kraken II
A full 32 bit game for the PC!

System Requirements:

Windows 95, Intel i486 200MHz PC, 32MB RAM,
2MB Video Card, 16-bit Sound Card,
4x CDROM, Joystick, Mouse, Keyboard