Grab the gold coin!

[Swash]

I Go back to the Millenium Falcon and go back into Slipspace where I go to the mole men and blast them with my laser beams. Then I take the coin and launch it into an exploding star where it is destroyed.

[seafox]

...I go to Crestshots secret lab and borrow the use of her newest invention,,the 'Quantum Proplasmic 500' and travel back in time to sabotage the Millenium Falcom ..with Swash in it...and thereby prevent the pirate from destroying the coin...and return the coin to me secret hidey place...guarded by me puppy...Attilla....

[Dog Firestack]

I give your puppy a steak and your puppy happily hands over the gold coin then I hide the gold coin inside Davy Jone's Chest and then hide the chest in the stomach of the kraken which I revived back to life.

[Buck Seahawk]

I jump aboard the Dutchman and ask Davy Jones for the Black Spot and I get off onto my ship then the Kraken comes for me and I jump into it's mouth and quickly destroy the chest with my staff and I get the coin but then I'm in Davy Jones' Locker but I get out the same way Jack Sparrow did except with no crew. I return to Port Royal and give the gold coin to the bartender in Rowdy Rooster for a nice bowl of Fruit Loops.

[Swash]

I replicate the Millenium Falcon and form an Armada of over 1000 Millenium Falcons and Invade the Carribean and take the coin. Then I sabotage all Inter-Dimensionary Travel and all Time travel therefore preventing all time and dimension travel. Then I go to the Galactic Core and get the coin sucked into a Black Hole then I go hide at the Ark and activate the 7 Halo's.

[muffin pirate]

I hire a squad of RCs and they steal it back...

[seafox]

As I know MP hides his gold coins inside his muffins...I raid his bakery with Army Men, gobble up all his muffins til we find the coin...and find a dimension portal thingy inside his pantry...and travel to Willy Wonka's candy factory where I drop the coin into the gobstopper -goo vat...

[muffin pirate]

well SF was wrong, the coin she had was a decoy. It was actually hidden in my muffin alarm clock. (i don't have a muffin alarm clock)...

[Capt_Darkblade]

I destroy the muffin alarm clock and throw the coin to the croc in never never land!

[seafox]

I call up Tink, me old pal, who uses her pixie dust to fly me on me Siren Queen to never,never land...where I strike a deal with Smee to row out in a dinghy snacking on smelly cheese...to lure the croc in front of me broadsides whereby I blast the croc to smitereens and catch the gold coin...which Tink flew to hide in Frodo's hobbit-hole....






ps/ yes, i am also the queen of run- on sentences.

[Swash]

I go to Frodo's Rabbit Hole with my fleet and take the coin and destroy it and to make sure it stays destroyed I keep blasting it with my laser beams until the end of time

[Capt_Darkblade]

The reflectiveness of the gold destroys your lasers! Amidst the smoke I snag the coin and give it to Bonds to hit out of the ball park.

[Buck Seahawk]

I find the coin and put it in my pocket.....................

[Swash]

I blast your pocket with my Newly installed lasers and take the coin back where I hide it in a vault that has a door that is impenetrable to everything and cannot be opened. Then I go to the Star destroyer and replicate it and make another fleet and use both fleets to guard the vault.

[seafox]

...I burn a copy of my siren song and transmit it over all intergalatic and slipstream channels and mesmerize Swash's entire fleet to do my bidding...and I really needed my bathrooms cleaned...but a converted storm trooper employed by the evil Swash,,,dropped the coin into the potty to be flushed into the sewers of Megalopolis....and nobody ever came back from down there.....