Get The Lost Sword of El Patron

[KeeperOfTheCode]

I find the chicken, shoot the chicken, roast the chicken, and eat it. Then I chase after CM, ill-advisedly throw him into an active volcano, and take the little sword for myself. Then I seal myself in a pocket dimension and trigger a world-wide catastrophe which destroys all threats to my control of the sword. I then expand the pocket dimension, forming a new world where strange life thrives, and I can live alone with my sword, and wilson my favorite dummy.