November 2010 Carol Parody Contest

[Crestshot]

Hahaha, alright, here's mine, set to the tune of... Another Christmas Song-Stephen Colbert

Another Pirate Song

Ho! It’s another Pirate song!
Whoa! Get ready mateys for another Pirate song!
Not a whole lot of ‘em, so I’ll invite ‘em
Into my cabin, the rum’s all invitin’
Oh! It’s another Pirate song!

Jack Sparrow drinking in a small, worn bar,
Who’d have ever known that he’d get so far?
Sword in his belt sash,
Rum in his hand,
He’s the kind of man you don’t see as grand!

Hey! It’s another Pirate song!
Yay! Just a new, not worn out, jumpy and tingly Pirate song!
Jones and Jolly sit on the horizon,
Waiting for the moment they can go a risin’,
Hey! Let’s go teach them how they’re wrong!

Swords are clashing as the pirates fight,
Navy and the Company show their might!
Here comes the voodoo,
Better watch out!
We light an explosion and you hear a shout!

You! Are ye fearing death today?
No! Well then come and join us,
On our rousing, rowdy play!
The ship sets a course, Captain, what be our headin’?
All that we hope is that we won’t be led in,
By! The old, stuck up Navy swine!

(Music Interlude)

But wait! What’s this?

Jolly has caught up to your ship,
Apparently you won’t get to finish this trip,
The cannons go off and you hear him say,
“Are ye lazy skells gonna sink her today?”

Whoa! Better fight back while ye can!
Go! Get the men all ready, here we make our final stand!
They ain’t gonna take us, we live for freedom!
So draw all your swords mates, we’ll swing out and greet ‘em!
Hey! Haven’t we gone on this lo-o-ong?
We are pirates!
And I’ll rest!
When I see that skelly shut up in the Locker,
And good old Wellie is gone right and proper,
From another…
Pirate song!
The Rum Pay goes to Crestshot!