The Ban Game... yet again...

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Davy for making false fabrications of very powerful weapons. The Spirit of Bancules still roams the Earth, and he does get a tad angry when people make fun of him.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I, Davy Fireskull, with the almighty power of Ban-Nirvana, Ban you Captain Sharktooth! Flee! Before I destroy you! Muahahahahahaha!!!

*cough*

[Captain Sharktooth]

IBY because that actually scared me..... -_-

[muffin pirate]

Originally Posted by Jack Shipsteel

I ban Sharky for not studying Banism.

Long ago, before your father's father's father's father's father's great grandfather once removed father's grandfather was even thinking about being born, there was a man, who was unlike any other. His name, was BANCULES. His brother, Hercules, was nothing compared to him. He had reached Ban-Nirvana, the ability to ban people into non-exsistence. He rarely used the power, but was very capable of doing so. When he was nigh upon 3 scores old, he began crafting a dozen weapons SO powerful, they could make any normal banner weep. Where did he get the materials? From the great throne he sat upon. He spent his last years forging these weapons, and when he finished the last weapon, the Ban Hammer, he collapsed. Several hours later, he died of exhaustion.

Many years have passed since his dying day, and many of the weapons are scattered across the globe, hidden from the populace. Only 4 are known to be in human hands. The Blade of Bannification, The Befuddling Ban Laser, The Benign Ban Hammer, and The Blinding Ban Blunderbuss.

A prophecy has come about, saying any to unite half of these weapons can be capable of finding Ban-Nirvana. Some find it purely ficticious, and others, an omen. One thing can not be mistaken, however... whoever holds these weapons are at least slightly better, or luckier, than his Ban Counterparts.



Just tell me when you want to hear of the next hero, Amerigo Banspucci.

I ban YOU (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) for making stuff up...

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban MPO for it's not a lie.

[SEAKING23]

Ohy my barbie doll... I "m glowing! After 49 days of farting under the hot dog tree, i have achieved ban-godness! I collect the weapons and smash davy fireskull for supporting jack in his leis about banacles, because, i am, in fact, him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Shipsteel]

Originally Posted by SEAKING23

banacles

I ban Seaking for speaking of this "banacles." No such thing. Only Bancules.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Jack for correcting the guy who things he is a god....

[Crestshot]

I ban McSharky for not daring, for fear of retribution.

And I ban Jack for creating his own ban-mythology. It's like the writing of the Aeneid.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Crest for going offline. And also for I have no clue what you are talking about...

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Crest for not noticing I said it was part of the religion Banism. Some of it may be true, but not all.

[SEAKING23]

I ban jack becuase he is a very bad member of the religion. never prays. and when he does he asks for bananas.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Jack for what I meant was that it didn't make sense... Mostly about the daring part.... Yo no se.

[Jack Shipsteel]

I ban Seaking for contridicting himself. You say I never pray, but then add "and when he does." You should say I almost never pray.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Jack for consistently schooling people, ^^^^ is one more example