George The Noob and the Quest for the Lost Burrito

[pieisbetter2]

I'm EXTREMELY sorry about that guys, because when I finished typing the chapter, I went to the preview post, and Google Chrome basically rejected every page I had open, same with all the other browsers. So now I'm going to try and see if I can do it this weekend, no promises, as I've been really busy with school work and stuff.

[SEAKING23]

Sorry, that was a bit harsh pib. Try safari or firefox, they may work.

[pieisbetter2]

It's not a problem SEAKING. And it was all the browsers, not just Chrome. But on the good side, the problem is resolved, I've just kinda been slacking with my writing lately.

[SEAKING23]

I'm writing my own story to.. so i know what your going through. Anyways, i deleted my rude post.

P.S hey lurking guest, i say hi just so you know your not going unnoticed.

[pieisbetter2]

LOL. -waves to guest- HOLA!

[SEAKING23]

ROTFL!!

I think we are going to scare him away pib...

anyways, when do you think next one will come out?

[pieisbetter2]

Going to try for this Friday or the weekend. Dunno, might be busy with things.

[pieisbetter2]

Alright. FINALLY. Because Davy reminded me lol.

Bad Buggiez

George did not want to go. No. Not at all. But Anton made him. Literally.

"You will go without asking, now get in the dang boat!" He yelled.

"NUUUUUUUUU!!!" George screamed. Anton chose the easy way around. He kicked him into the dinghy. George landed in the small boat, and cracked it even more then it already was. Brandy followed next by tripping over the side rail. Then Banana who just jumped down. Anton dragged Britney into the boat. They dropped down into the ocean and Brandy rowed. After drunkly moving along, they were only maybe 10 meters from the shore. All of a sudden, something under them shot upward and threw the boat and the people inside it, flying through the air. Anton stopped in mid air and started flying. He looked around and saw George sinking underwater. He was fighting the urge to let him drown, but he decided to get him. He dove down, grabbed George's belt, and swam upward. As soon as George broke the surface, he was screaming like there was no tomorrow. Anton slapped him a couple times and he shut up. He resumed the rescue and swam him ashore. They others were waiting, and none of them but Brandy looked very happy.

"Banana, go figure out what the hell that was. And take Britney with you." Anton ordered her.

"WHAT?!? You want me to take HIM?!?" She protested.

"Do it!" He yelled at her. His patience was wearing off. Banana stomped her foot in frustration. She kicked Britney in the ribs and started walking away. Britney followed slowly behind, crawling.

"Me iz gonna go kill sum bad buggiez." George told Anton before taking out his Lost Sword and disappearing behind a large rock. Anton didn't stop him. He didn't care, he was fed up with everything. With George. With the quest. With The Burrito. He then realized how tired he was. Looking at Brandy who stumbled around drunkly, he started falling asleep. Before his eyes could completely close, Banana came running up, screaming and dragging Britney. But Britney didn't look so good. All the skin and muscle on his right light was completely gone, leaving just the stub of a bone. Behind them stood a massive crab. I'm talking freakin' the size of George's ship. Yes, George's ship is small, but that's HUGE for a crab.

"Start working on fixing him! I'll take care of the crab!" Anton yelled at Banana over the loud breathing of the beast. He flew up to it and started looking for ways to harm or kill it. It had a pretty think shell, considering it's size, so breaking it was off the list. He then noticed how thin it's legs were.

"who's hungry?" He said to himself. He flew to the legs and started pulling on one. In snapped with a loud bang. A smile spread across his face as he listened to the cry of the giant crab. He flew over to the next leg, but before he could snap it, George came from behind the rock, once again ruining another plan. He was red and bumpy, definitely stung multiple time. He ran up to Brandy and screamed in his face. He ran up to Banana and Britney and screamed in their faces. Even Britney stared at him. George then spun around and screamed right in the crab's face. The huge beast just stood and stared as George ran in circles and screamed for 5 minutes, until he collapsed. The crab just turned around and tried to run, but limped away instead.

"Sad. I was looking forward to having crab for dinner." Anton said to the others. He then flew over and started helping Banana with Britney. Everyone ignored George. He was starting to get puffier. He might even explode. Oh well. That's what you get for being a noob.

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Well I hope you enjoyed that chapter! I'm sorry about the huge delay. I wasn't very busy these past few days, I've just been kinda lazy with it. ANYWHO, next chapter whenever Davy writes it.

[Captain Sharktooth]

Originally Posted by pieisbetter2

He looked around and saw George sinking underwater. He was fighting the urge to let him drown, but he decided to get him. He dove down, grabbed George's belt, and swam upward. As soon as George broke the surface, he was screaming like there was no tomorrow. Anton slapped him a couple times and he shut up.

That was awesome, pib!

Only took you two months to get another chapter out! DAVEHHH hurry up with yours!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

Not too shabby mate. I think we should call this crew the screaming crew. Anywho, I'll see if I can get around to another chapter soon.

[SEAKING23]

ROTFL great!!

[The Stealthy Pirate]

Great Chapter!!

[pieisbetter2]

New chapter again! As I had left you waiting for two months before, I feel guilty, and Davy is persisting xD Anywho, I give you....

Teh Mighty Jungle

The small crew had stopped Britney's bleeding. Which was good, even if half his leg was gone. George was still lying there unconscious. Anton flew up to him, and kicked him. George flew 15 feet through the air, and when he landed, all the red lumps on him exploded like zits. It was like puke fireworks, without the fire or loud boom.

"Well that solves one problem." Anton said trying not to laugh at the spectacle.

"AAAAaaaaaHHHHHHhhhhhhh........." George let out, screaming at first, but then yawning a cry of relief. He stood up and brushed the sand off him before turning towards his team. Everyone but Anton had a look of disgust on their face. Then George started talking and they scrunched their faces even more.

"OOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIEEEEE. So we peepz is gunna go an esplore that big place with lots of trees and we iz gunna try an find teh burro."

"Burrito," Anton corrected him.

"Yah, dat thingy" He then noticed one last bump on his shoulder. He grabbed it with his hand and squeezed it, causing it to explode in his face. "HA! Hahuhahuhahuhahuha!" He attempted laughing, but just choked on all the juices that were covering his face.

"Well on that bombshell, shall we follow 'captain's' orders?" Anton asked, turning to the others.

"Aye."

"A *hic* ye"

"AAAAHHHH...ye"

And with Britney's final scream/response, they set off into the dangerous unknown.

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"ARE WE DERE YUT?!?" George whined.

"DANG IT! NO! We aren't there yet!" Anton was starting to regret following George's orders.

"I think he *hic* is over exc *hic* ited about the *hic* Burrito." Brandy reminded Anton.

"Or he could just be the noob that we know him as," Banana said, joining the conversation.

"I don't care about this anymore. Let's just find this stupid Burrito." Anton muttered, flying ahead of the others.

They came to a large opening with some trees off to the left, a pile of rocks in the center, and thicker jungle off to the right. Banana helped Britney over to the pile of rocks, and set him down there.

"He needs rest. He's just lost half his leg and a bunch of blood." Banana told Anton.

"When did you become a doctor?"

"You don't need to be a doctor to tell that this guy is dying." She said this, getting quieter at the end. She helped him sit down.

"GAHHHH!!!! Watch the stub!" Britney shouted.

"Whoa, he speaks!" Banana screamed with excitement.

While all of this was happening, George was wandering off to the left, towards the smaller trees. He was starting to get tired. He found a tree that was short enough for a noob like him to climb up. Sitting on a thick branch was a nest of sorts. It looked like a nice place to sleep, so he climbed in. This is where it is confirmed that George is a total idiot.

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With Britney well rested, the others curved off to the right, away from George. It's kinda funny how this happens like this, huh? I guess no one really pays attention to George anymore. It's a bad habit. He tends to get in a lot of trouble.

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George woke up, sort of. He was having a dream that all the toothpicks in the world were being poked into him. His eyes flew open and he was surrounded by REALLY. BIG. BUGZ. He looked down at his body. Just about every part of him that could get stung, was.

"OOOOOH. More of dem bumpys to poke!" He started popping them, one by one, but they seemed never ending. Then he noticed the giant wasps again.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!!!!" He leaped out of the tree. Or more like waved his arms and legs and fell flat on his face. He rolled around for a while, sort of like he was on fire. Finally, he stood up shakily, and ran, stumbling and screaming.

After a while, he had found a small waterfall and pool. He ran into the pool and started noobing it up. The fresh, clean water started turning into a pus filled, giant bowl of snot. He walked under the waterfall, and on the other side, was something his small brain took time to process. On the other side, was a Burrito. He instantly ran up to it and ate it. But before he could take his second bite, he froze, and dropped the Burrito. He had a strange look in his eyes.

And then he had an epic vision.

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And there is your chapter! It's a little longer then my past ones, but not by much. I need more drive to write o.o ANYWHO, I hope you enjoyed it and Davy is next!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I forgot to drink a bunch of water beforehand. No matter, I laughed so hard my chest hurt. Good job. I'll do the next one.

[Captain Sharktooth]

Haha, nicely done pib! And 2 chapters in 2 days?!!?! That's insane 0_o