New! The ban game!

[Crestshot]

I ban Em for adding a lil happy smiley man to the end of her ban. We are PIRATES!!! We are not cheery in such ways!

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Crest for thinking smileys are improper, and thinking pirates can't be cheery.

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I second that! I am a pirate and I am very happy too

[Crestshot]

I ban Dog for not including the word "ban" anywhere in his supposed ban.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Dog for phailing.

I ban Crest for pointing out the phail.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Davy for banning Dog twice for the same reason, an unnecessary double ban.

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I ban Sharktooth for being a shark tooth

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I ban Catherine for having eyes.

[Captain Sharktooth]

I ban Catherine. I call myself Sharktooth because I got eaten alive by a shark one time, and before I died (as I was being swallowed) I noticed how cool its teeth was. Not because I am literally a "shark tooth."

[Dog Gunmorgan]

I ban Davy for banning eyes... in a sense you have banned yourself by saying that.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Dog because he banned Davy for the wrong reason.

Obviously Davy was pointing out that Catherine had normal eyes, and not the kind that makes people not want to ban them.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I just ban Skype.

[Mr. Skiperdoo]

I ban Stealthy for not supplying a good reason.

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I ban Skype because that ban is older than the no-reason ban.

[Catherine Ironcutter]

I skip back to ban Skiperdoo. You wouldn't want to ban me if you saw my face at the moment.

And then I come back down to ban Stealthy for not, in fact, being a stealthy cannoneer.