Put 100 bottles of rum up before the mods steal 'em

[Jack Shipsteel]

21 bottles. What the blazes is wrong with it?

[Mr. Awesome]

22 bottles. Any more inactive and it will be disbanded again.

[Jack Shipsteel]

23 bottles. Need more minions! Mr. Awesome, will you volunteer to join the ranks of WJARR?

[Mr. Awesome]

24 bottles. I might offcially join, but I won't volunteer, savvy?

[The Skirata Clan]

25 Bottles of Rum Rum... Is that a car?

[Captain Sharktooth]

26 bottles.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

27 bottles. Jack, I would like to buy your WJARR company. I can give you a good bargain, and you'd make double the money and rum you're making now. Plus... it comes with Monster Vaccines...

[Jack Shipsteel]

28 bootlez. Welcome to the WJARR, Mr. Awesome. Expect your paycheck on Memorial Day.

And I scoff at Davy, for I practically made him partners with me back in our hey day, when we were focused on Rum Replication!

Here's my counteroffer. I'll offer you 20% of the company for 100,000 barrels of rum. However, you own me a 15% royalty fee on any plunder your crew may or may not capture. However, I'll give us both the benefit of the doubt and allow any of us to opt out of it at any time.

NEXT TIME on SHARK TANK: Davy Fireskull makes his rebuttal.

[Mr. Awesome]

29 bottles. Glad to be a part of the WJARR Jack!

[Tiberius Fireskull]

I do believe we are at 30 bottles of WJARR people who can't count.

[Jack Shipsteel]

Previously on: SHARK TANK

Originally Posted by Jack Shipsteel

28 bootlez. Welcome to the WJARR, Mr. Awesome. Expect your paycheck on Memorial Day.

And I scoff at Davy, for I practically made him partners with me back in our hey day, when we were focused on Rum Replication!

Here's my counteroffer. I'll offer you 20% of the company for 100,000 barrels of rum. However, you own me a 15% royalty fee on any plunder your crew may or may not capture. However, I'll give us both the benefit of the doubt and allow any of us to opt out of it at any time.

NEXT TIME on SHARK TANK: Davy Fireskull makes his rebuttal.

31 bottles.

[Tiberius Fireskull]

32 bottles of Jack, I'll give you a counter offer.. I'll buy WJARR for 1,000 barrels of rum and 50,000 gold, and I will offer you protection against people who try to harm you or steal your rum. Not to mention you have The Monster. I will also get you a plot of land on Rumrunner's Isle and pay for 45% of the building costs of it, to an extent of 40,000 gold pieces. In return, I ask for 30% of rum profits per month, 50% of gold profits, and I demand that in addition to the rum taxes monthly, that yearly I get 500 barrels of rum. I also demand that you make one more proposition in addition to the previously stated that shall benefit me.

[Crestshot]

33 bottles. My poor ears! Too much business, not enough plain rum!

[Jack Shipsteel]

34 bottles.

Here goes. I'll offer you 49% of the company. No rum, no money. However, from here on out, we divide our shares equally, 50-50. Rum, 50-50. Gold, 50-50. Vaccines, 50-50. I'll give you access to the employees under my power, and you'll offer me some power over your guildmates. However, I take 51% of the company, and if the last decision comes to our ears, I will finalize it. Adn all you have to do is promise to protect the company, it's employees, and be willing to get your hands dirty.

We have an accord? Or must we continue our parley?

[Mr. Awesome]

35 bottles of plain rum for Crest.