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#781
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Granted, but you will never be happy unless you have an ocean.
I wish for an ocean. |
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#782
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Granted, but it turns into acid and burns you alive.
I wish for a chair. |
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#783
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Granted, but Goldilocks broke it.
I wish for happiness in an unbreakable jar. |
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#784
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Granted but Jack charms you into giving it to him.
I wish for an interesting book to read. |
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#785
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Granted, the first three letters are the most interesting thing you've ever read!
I wish that I was a Super Pirate. |
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#786
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Granted, but the navy, eitc, and skeletons are your kryptonite.
I wish for bird seed. |
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#787
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Granted but it is an actual seed that will grow a half bird, half plant thing that will eat you and then the entire planet!!
I wish for a Sammich. |
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#788
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I haven't a clue what that is, and I'm your wish granter, so you just get a giant ERROR sign instead.
I wish for a flower. |
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#789
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Granted, but it's the corpse flower and it smells awful.
I wish for the magic leprachaun
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#790
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Granted, it bites your kneecaps and runs away.
I wish for a green spotty dish. |
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#791
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Granted, but it breaks.
I wish for the next poster not to be DP or andy |
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#792
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Granted, but I'm andyspins
I wish for a famous game to be created by me. |
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#793
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Granted, it's famous as the worst game ever created.
I wish I could lick my elbow. |
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#794
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Granted, but it tastes awful and your toungue falls off.
I wish for a fish on my dish. |
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#795
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Granted, but it's the puffer fish. You grab it, realise it's still alive, it puffs up... ouch.
I wish for a can full of lemonade. |
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