October 2011 Potion Contest

[Raven Trueheart]

WICKED BREW

This wicked potion is unlike the rest,
Mix the ingredients....put it to the test.

It starts with a little bit of fun,
Put in a half a barrel of 100 year rum.

One crazy old Buccaneers smelly old boot,
Plus, one big dirty and stinky pigs hoof.

An Executioner's putrid toe nail,
The Flytrap's venom....about a half a pail.

A dead Mercenary's big old eyeball,
Preferably blue....that works best of all.

Twenty-two pinches of undead Bone Dust,
Six Killer Wasps Stingers....this is a must.

Eighteen drops of Scorpions Blood,
Tattoo Ink and Sea Salt mixed with mud.

Now, add a Fingertip from General Darkheart,
Severed with his own blade, is the best part!

Put in a huge Rabid Bat's wing,
A Witchdoctors ear and his Pearl ear ring.

Throw in a few hairs....stolen from Jolly,
This potion never fails....I tell you....by golly!

Add a Talking Parrot's red feather,
Now, it all comes, nicely together!

Add a cup of Alligator saliva....called phlegm,
Stir with a Corrupt Stump's rotted stem.

Let these elements boil and bubble,
Now, ask Tia Dalma....if it is no trouble!

Could she Voodoo this brew with her very own Doll,
This makes the recipe....above them all!

What is this concoction you may ask me??
It's living amongst the undead....for Eternity!