November Caption Contest 2011

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Okay, Mr. Navy Veteran, just stand perfectly still while we kill you and take your priceless possessions.

[The Evil Will Mcbain]

This is a test of the emergency fort defense system. This is only a test.

[Twilight the Pixie Pirate]

"What are you looking at, matey?"

[The Stealthy Pirate]

I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die.

[Barnacle]

Get him, mateys.

[The Skirata Clan]

"Juliana, did you lost your sword again?"

[Captain Sharktooth]

"Join the pirates.... and all this could be yours!"

[Nate Swordwalker]

Jack: You really should have brought a better weapon mate.

Girl: But you told me while we were planning to only bring a dagger because I wasn't ready for a sword..

Guy: Noob.

[andyspins]

Now that the Navy is taken care of we can go get- wait, what were we here for?

[Katrina Sunsteel]

Alright you said this was going to be a dagger fight, how come you both have swords?

[Cannonfury]

For the benefit of those with flash photography....3 second pose!

[CaptainTerry.C.B.]

" PIZZA PIE" " SODA" "haha"

[WeirdBeard]

Scenery: I am walking down the street on Tortuga and look over to one of the walls and see this.



"Alright" i say, "TO THE BOATS!"

I arrive at port royal only to see "diazaster"

I walk in and see a lvl 100 Jack Sparrow fighting two lv50 veterans.

He easily kills them.
I join in the fight for jacks rum.
Jack Sparrow yells, "WE ARE FREE PIRATES, NOW WE KNOW WHY THE RUM IS GONE!!"

Jack also yells again in his On Stranger Tides Quote," Fight to the bitter end!"

The end!

[blade1]

Did you see me kill all those veterans? Because I will not be doing that again.
*drinks rum*

[Davy_Mcwrecker]

You'll always remember this as the day you almost.... Escaped Captain Jack Sparrow!