Wish Corruption

[Dark_Pixie]

Granted, but you have to be level 423 to enter.

I wish for a bomb to drop on Abassa Tortuga while I'm safely offline.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but the lag it causes erases the game's data.

I wish for a pie.

[Sith kinght pirate]

Granted, but it dissappears.


I wish for a war brig with a steel hull.

[Stolph]

Granted. Someone "steels" your hull.
I wish to know the release date of the Ship Customization to Live.

[Captain Hector]

Granted, but you get a concussion shortly after and don't remember anything.
I wish for me to be a lv 50... finally!

[Sith kinght pirate]

Granted, a rollback then happens.




I wish for a boat shaped like a pie.

[Captain Hector]

the Kraken thinks it is a real pie, so gobbles it up. Yum! wood.
I wish for my Adventure Long Coat to be washed

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted... but it was washed in rotten egg whites. o_o

I wish for a bowl of ice cream.

[andyspins]

Granted, it's booger flavored.

I wish for the Harry Potter books.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted... but they're all in Mandarin (Chinese).

I wish for the ability to speak any language I want.

[andyspins]

Granted, languages are now limited to Croatian, but the rest of us speak English.

I wish for a bottle.

[akamystic]

Granted. It falls out of the sky on your head. "Thump"

I wish for Kraken Soup.

[Godzillan]

Granted, but the word soup wasn't created yet so it was made into stew.

I wish for a cursed sword.

[akamystic]

Granted. The curse gives you the plague.

I wish for tons of treasure.

[HammyTheSquirrel]

Granted, but your ship sinks.

I wish for a pancake.