Scary Mary's Twisted Tales!

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Jolly Roger's Curse
Jolly Roger stood on a pogo stick as he watched the monkeys he had unleashed on Port Royal. In the light of the full moon he saw rotting corpses possessed by the curse that he crafted terrorize the quiet little town. As the cursed creatures ran about, it was every pogo stick for himself! At that moment, a band of brave kittens came out of the jungle with their tomatoes held high and began to dance with the undead army. The battle was covered in string cheese and soon Jolly’s Army lay on the beach screaming, ‘We surrender, I want a new pair of shoes!” as the moon suddenly went behind a cloud. The townsfolk rushed out into the street and cleaned up the mess as Jolly Roger left swearing, “You’ve won this battle - but I’ll take my pogo stick and return one day!”

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